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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

share office space ...

What was your best experience of having your navel touched?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Next, they tried...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Is it appropriate for parents to discipline their child in public if the child is being rude, disrespectful, and unruly towards them? Why or why not?

So they tried

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Drinking coffee could help you age better, according to this Harvard study. - Stewartville Star

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Unacceptable again!

No go.

Bettor banned for heckling Olympic star Thomas - ESPN

Just Forget it!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What if the girl says that drama about you dating here? Is that a bad sign?

They put up a sign reading

Thumbs down again.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What are your thoughts on the dating app "scam"?

Nuts and Butts

Still no good.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Israel recovers bodies of three dead hostages from Gaza - BBC

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So, the docs changed it to read

Channel Island pharmacists confirm digestion drug shortage - BBC

Minds and Behinds

Still no good

No, not a chance

How do I find a luxury service apartment in Gurgaon?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No way

Another attempt resulted in ...

Massive ocean discovered 700 km beneath Earth’s surface shocks scientists - Glass Almanac

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Then came..

Everyone loved it.

Why do women need to wear bras, in spite of the fact that the breasts are an integral part of the body?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Freaks and Cheeks

Analysis & Anal Cysts

If atheists are so positive that there is no God, where is their proof that He does not exist?